I am stuck in a cubical of my own design on a ship in the caribbean. My standup shows are done and i have two more days to figure out WordPress and power press and a multi podcast channel and hosting and… Blah blah blah! As I sit here I have watched, out of the corner of my eye, two presidential debates and countless hours of can world news.
I have noticed something disturbing… Female news anchors are getting hotter and smarter at the same time.
I wonder what sort of stem cell, genetic, or nutritional experimentation is happening behind the closed doors of the elite news centers that is creating these feminine super-anchors.
How are the news people getting better looking while everyone they cover is getting grosser? I feel like we are ignoring the fact that HD TV is making us all look ridiculous. Actually we were ALWAYS ridiculous but now we ca see it!
This new generation of flawless fact checkers may be the answer to the growing problem of sharper focus on duller people.
As if it wasn’t already getting tougher for me to justify trying to get on television with every year I put on my epidermis. Now technology now adds three!
That said, explain the bright orange lunatic running for president! We should elect the five most stunning news anchors, Anderson Cooper included, as one president. Then we put the all in liquid latex and make the legislate on camera. Now that is a political process I could get behind!