I am playing Oklahoma City this week so as I always do, I called the manager to figure out what the was like. He said “65-70.” I said “Thats cool its warm.” He goes “No. Miles per hour.”

The point is that it’s windy. I wonder if that’why there are no trees here. god blew them away. He lives here you know. I don’t think its a coincedence that peoples sinful properties and all the hippies trees are blowing away while the jesus billboards are fine.

Just saying. #OKC #windycity #godhatestrees