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Does This Phone Make Me Look Young?

Posted by collinstuff on

Why do we resist aging when it is absolutely the only thing we can’t resist?

We can diet to be thinner we can work out to be stronger but none of this keeps us from aging.

I have figured it out! I’m just going to make impulsive decisions, give my pets to family members when their inconvenient, and text all the time so that I look younger.

3 Comments Add yours

  1. allthoughtswork says:
    January 12, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    Using “their” incorrectly wedges you firmly in the millennial camp, congrats.

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    1. collinstuff says:
      January 12, 2017 at 5:44 pm

      I know, right? Living the autocorrected life. Btw. Do all thoughts REALLY work for you?

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      1. allthoughtswork says:
        January 12, 2017 at 6:10 pm

        To a fault.

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