Does This Phone Make Me Look Young?

Why do we resist aging when it is absolutely the only thing we can’t resist?

We can diet to be thinner we can work out to be stronger but none of this keeps us from aging.

I have figured it out! I’m just going to make impulsive decisions, give my pets to family members when their inconvenient, and text all the time so that I look younger.

3 Comments Add yours

  1. Using “their” incorrectly wedges you firmly in the millennial camp, congrats.


    1. collinstuff says:

      I know, right? Living the autocorrected life. Btw. Do all thoughts REALLY work for you?


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s