Telling It Like It Is

The news cycle has changed completely. Is it lost on anyone that the tragedy unfolding in Texas is changing the news toward the positive. Is it our interest that is fickle or the people who tell us what we want to hear? Or is it that we are being shown the sharp contrast between the…

Would you vote for your inner voice?

My inner voice has been yammering at me all day. It always says exactly what I am thinking and that is not always the right thing. If I just met my inner voice I would never hang out with him much less vote for him. Inner voices aren’t held responsible for their actions by the…

My Gay Dog Loves America

Should we even vote? Why are we forced to vote for this silly group of attention whores? I know it sounds strange but what if everyone just voted for whoever they wanted? They would count up the votes and SURPRISE! Elon Musk is president and Richard Branson is Vice President and just like jury duty,…

2/14/16 Flawless Fact Checkers

I am stuck in a cubical of my own design on a ship in the caribbean. My standup shows are done and i have two more days to figure out WordPress and power press and a multi podcast channel and hosting and… Blah blah blah! As I sit here I have watched, out of the…

What kind Of Name Is Major?

I watched the GOP debate tonight and I am very impressed with one thing… The moderators name. Major! Wow. I am going to rename my kids Privates 1 and 2, my Wife will now be ┬áSergeant Major and I will be known as Corporal. I had no idea that name was possible. this changes everything!…